• Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!

• Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!

• Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!

• Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!

• Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!

• Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kitty!

• Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

• Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!

• Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

• Q: Why did the banana go to the Dr?
A: Because it was not peeling well

• Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A: A stamp.

• Q: Why was the computer so angry?
A: Because it had a chip on its shoulder.

• Q: Why did the computer get glasses?
A: To improve its web sight

• Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!

• Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

• Q: What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A: A spelling bee

• Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
A: Every lunch it went back for seconds

• Q: What grows down when it grows up?
A: A goose

• Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships!

• Q: What washes up on small beaches?
A: Microwaves

• Q: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!

• Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
A: Odor in the court.

• Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

• Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!

• Q: What is a baby's motto?
A: If at first you don't succeed cry, cry again

• Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.

• Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled Milk

• Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them

• Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!

• Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

• Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

• Q: How can tell if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!

• A: Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?
Q: Because he’s always spotted.

• A: Why was six afraid of seven?
Q: Because seven eight nine!

• A: What did Zero say to Eight?
Q: Nice belt!

• A: What has ten letters and starts with gas?
Q: An automobile.

• When Johnny had a new sister, he became envious of the attention she was getting. One day while his mother was nursing the baby, Johnny was getting unyielding about being on mom's lap. Mom wasn't able to deal with both children at that time and told Johnny to go wait for her. He then asked his mom: "Mommy, can you please put Clara back in your tummy now?"

• A Sunday school teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."

• One day, a chicken walked into a library. He said, "Book, book!" and the librarian said, "I know you want a book."
So she gave the chicken a book and it walked out. In two minutes he came back, got another book and went again. This happened for two days non-stop. On the third day, the librarian followed the chicken, past the zoo, past the shops, to the park and to the pond. In the middle of the pond, on a lily pad, sat a frog. The chicken offered the book to the frog saying, "Book, book," and the frog replied, "Read it, read it!!"